Bubble gum

Hello all,

As I get closer to graduation, I have started to make everything a little more entertaining. 

Case in point, sending emails to professors! Instead of the boring 'proffesional' email, I make it more fun!:)

This email I sent to a professor with a self eval attached that was due for midterms, take a read:

bubble gum 

Chewy Chewy bubble gum

Many flavors chew upon 

I am lost without a sum

looking till morning dawn 

Chewy Chewy bubble gum

Won’t you solve my lack of you?

Don’t make me think that I am dumb

or I may just have to sue!

I don’t know if it is possible

to take a gum to the court

But I won’t chance a Crucible  

Please don’t make me flee to the town of Dort

Chewy Chewy Bubble gum

I have given the eval to you

I won’t be climbing down the lum 

so look below before I sue

Hopefully we all can live 

with the flavor of choice 

Oh chewy chewy bubble gum

won’t you hear my voice?

- Daniel Sukup

Tell me, opening this email would put a smile on your face, right? 

Have an amazing rest of the week,

Daniel